It might be easier to secure the elements of my Spring crochet wreath if I had a solid foundation to sew to, so I crocheted a cover onto a wire wreath frame. I started with a single crochet all along the outer edge.
Photo description: wire wreath frame with single crochet around the edge with dark purple acrylic yarn, red holey-roller bag ball upper right waiting to be thrown
I added rows of double crochet around the frame, using decreases every fifth or sixth stitch to adjust the fit. To finish, I did another row of single crochet to the inside wire. Here is a video short demonstrating the technique.
Photo description: back of a wire wreath showing that the crochet is connected to the frame on the outside and inside wire onlyPhoto description: front of the wreath frame covered with crochet using dark purple acrylic yarn
Now I will have more options when securing my botanical elements to the frame.
Photo description: Izzy the calico on a Barcalounger chair back she has claimed as her own complete with claw marks
Izzy the cat was quite miffed when I got a new chair and got rid of the hollow she has been carefully cultivating for years. She started the process over with the new chair and decided to add in claw sharpening, much to my dismay. To hide the damage I made a chair back cover with materials from around the house. It worked OK, but kept sliding, so I bought some nice heavy custom-print fabric from Spoonflower to make a new cover.
Photo description: old free chair back cover, with the new fabric across the seat
The first decision I had to make was how to construct the back cover. I decided to do a long strip up the sides and top, and a panel for the front and back. I tore the fabric to get straight lines (yes, light denim will tear like cotton plain weave, just make sure to tear at least an inch away from the seam line because the threads distort at the tear.) I then used the treadle sewing machine to sew up a new cover. I did a fit once the side seams were done, adjusted the length, then sewed a hem.
Photo description: Singer model 66 red-eye treadle machine used to sew the chair back coverPhoto description: newly installed custom chair back cover on a Barcalounger swivel chair
I do like the Art Nouveau look with squirrels on the fabric. Izzy has already started to reclaim the new cover. It’s a good thing I like cats more than furniture.
In March of 2017 I hand carved and painted a fishing lure for my Dad.
Photo description: carving a basswood lure blank with a pocket knife and cut resistant glovePhoto description: sanding down the blank, started with 100 grit, 220 grit shownPhoto description: air brush setup with lure mounted on a wire for controlPhoto description: base coats of paints appliedPhoto description: fishnet stocking pulled tight over the lure blank to mask for painting scalesPhoto description: finished airbrush painting
I did coat the lure in a water proof gloss finish, but didn’t take a picture at the time. Below is a picture of the lure in 2026.
Photo description: gloss coated hand carved and painted wood fishing lure, approximately 4” long, 9 years old
In February of 2017 I did an egg apron experiment for a friend with chickens. I made three kinds of egg apron from simple white cotton fabric that I had in my stash.
Photo description: white egg apron with woven rope tie and two rows of pleated pocketsPhoto description: round bottom apron with braided rope tie, large pocket with two hand access ports and division seams along the bottom edge to keep eggs from knocking togetherPhoto description: harvest style white apron with buttoned up large “pockets” to hold eggs or producePhoto description: same harvest style white apron unbuttoned
The experiment was interesting. The round bottom apron was hard to get the eggs out, the pleated pockets were nice, but if you leaned over too fast the eggs rolled out, and the harvest apron didn’t keep the eggs separated.
Now, with three of my own chickens and one or two eggs, I just use my pants pockets. Even when we had more chickens the aprons were more of a pain than helpful. Egg baskets are a more practical solution.
Shame on me, really, for not doing my due diligence on my purchase. I wanted to crochet a shamrock, and went looking for patterns. I found one that looked cute and was “on sale” with high ratings and over a thousand purchases for the shop in Etsy. I bought it because I really do want to support pattern makers. The pictures were beautiful, but not helpful, and the instructions were skeletal and incomplete. The layout looked like it was copied and pasted from the free version of ChatGPT version 1. I did attempt to make the shamrock, and found that I had to lean heavily on my own crochet knowledge to puzzle out what to do on a pattern listed as “beginner friendly.” My shamrock had a hole in the middle.
Photo description: crocheted shamrock fail
So this post is going to be about what to look for when purchasing patterns.
Check how long the shop has been in business (on Etsy this information is on the shop page). Under a year is suspect.
Check the shop name. Does it match the logo or has there been numbers tacked on? The logo might look professional and familiar, but if the shop name is different, it is someone pretending to be a different shop.
Read the 1 star reviews, even if you have to scroll for while.
You get what you pay for. A $2 pattern is not going to be a complete tutorial on how to crochet. (Although in my professional opinion if it says beginner, it should, regardless of price.)
Reach out to the shop owner. I did get a prompt response, with canned answers. It was obvious from the first interaction that the answers were not from someone well versed in crochet or helping or teaching.
My $2 purchase cost me more time and hassle than it was worth. What really makes me boil is that there are beginner crafters out there looking for patterns and this kind of garbage causes doubt in their own ability, rather than looking to the pattern as the fault.
And all those 5 star reviews? I strongly suspect that they are all the same person (or group of people?) posting the same fake or pirated photos under different accounts. A complicated ruse, but a profitable one, unfortunately.
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