Ok, I’ve reached perfection in the Stardew Valley game, again. I think now I can dial it back to occasional play rather than the obsessed dives I have been doing. I should return to more of my regular programming soon.

The hardest part for me was building the money to get the golden clock. I spent frivolously (looking at you, statue of endless fortune), and somehow turned off Junimo collection at one point, so was wasting time harvesting. (If this happens to you, and your Junimos are wandering your field but not actually picking produce, go to their hut and look in, there is a button on the top right that turns collection on and off, credit to my eldest for the assist.) I did have several massive banks of kegs producing wine, and two large fields producing ancient fruit (the beach hut and house fill up with kegs nicely.) Still, I made it in year 5, which is definitely not a speed record, but faster than I did last round. I did not go for completion, I’m missing the polyculture achievement because I should have planned on growing 15 sweet gem berries from the get go. Oh, and I really suck at the in-game video games.
Sorry to those that this post is complete gibberish. I’ll get back to my regular esoteric vocabulary soon.

