What is better than feeding pumpkin to chickens? Feeding jack-o-lanterns to chickens so they look like headless chickens when they eat. Ha!

I bought a sugar pie pumpkin because they are nice and small, and found one with a nice thick stem to make it easier to hang. Then I cut the face of the pumpkin (going for the shocked look), and cut a large hole out of the back of the pumpkin to attract the chickens. If I do it again, I will probably just draw on a face, since the face attracts just as much pecking as the back. (If… who am I kidding. This is hilarious. Of course I will do it again.)

I hung the pumpkin at chicken head height, then took pictures.

And the made the memes. Because I am easily amused.