Nice try

Ms Toad, trying for the door

No Ms Toad, you really wouldn’t like it inside, trust me. Nice try, though, sneaking around behind me as I came out the door, and making for the opening as I try to go back in. There are things in there that would curl your hair. Oh wait, my apologies, things that would give you bumps. Uh, more bumps.

Gulf Coast Toad on the threshold